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May. 11th, 2018 08:10 amSo I am teaching youngest roommate to knit.
He's 18. This leads to moments like:
"I have figured out that the purls are whoops up and knits are whoops down." I don't know what whoops are (rhyming with swoop), but it work for him.
He has a flight today. As one does, we went over his project. Him, after grumbling that knit stitch is The Worst, "I hope I get seated next to a kind grandmother. Who knows how to knit."
He's 18. This leads to moments like:
"I have figured out that the purls are whoops up and knits are whoops down." I don't know what whoops are (rhyming with swoop), but it work for him.
He has a flight today. As one does, we went over his project. Him, after grumbling that knit stitch is The Worst, "I hope I get seated next to a kind grandmother. Who knows how to knit."
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Date: 2018-05-11 02:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-05-11 03:53 pm (UTC)The rest of the house, whose opinions are "Knitting is some form of sorcery", is finding our lessons hysterical. Asp (L's mother): "I know your giftie brain wants to say that it's not perfect--"
"No, actually. It's really good for the first time, I'm just trying to figure out how in the hell he's managing M1 by mistake regularly." (Boy howdy has he mastered that one by accident. Yarnovers, which were my sin? Nowhere to be found. M1? We're at over 10 by accident.)
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Date: 2018-05-13 06:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-05-11 03:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-05-11 03:55 pm (UTC)Also, we're now at like four crafts taught this year, and his two cents is "Learn ALL THE THINGS."
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Date: 2018-05-11 04:07 pm (UTC)I found that knitting helped my dyslexia-with-numbers a lot but I still have trouble with reading lace patterns. Something about reading the / and the \ gets me.
Good luck, youngest roommate!
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Date: 2018-05-12 12:58 am (UTC)Of course, given that he's got to do everything backward (I do portuguese, and there is no way in hell I remember not-portuguese due to the whole goldfish brain due to medications and illnesses, so he's now doing that), I'm figuring I'm going to get protests either way. Hence his whining over knit and not purl.
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Date: 2018-05-11 06:03 pm (UTC)After I got her sorted out, her brother said "You just saved her vacation! And mine!"
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Date: 2018-05-12 01:07 am (UTC)Also, go you for fixing her vacation!
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Date: 2018-05-12 10:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-05-14 03:55 am (UTC)